Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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