Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
