So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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