is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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