That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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