i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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