She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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