I would go down on you faster than GM stock
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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