I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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