we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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