Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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