Yo dont text me then not text me
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
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