awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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