i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.