I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Good thing I've started drinking again