shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
PANTIES FOUND
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