Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
