i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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