What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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