About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come