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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You're my little dorito

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli

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  He used a "food city great value" card to cut it

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".

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