I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups