You're my little dorito
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".