I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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