Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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