No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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