It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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