If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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