I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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