he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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