your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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