he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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