i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
