Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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