didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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