Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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