at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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