i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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