at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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