Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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