your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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