Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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