I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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