Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Actions speak louder than pants.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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