HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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