i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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