it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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