whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Randomize
