you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
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We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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