forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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