I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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