i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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