i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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