He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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