Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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