doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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