A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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