She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We left the knife in your bed.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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